I like Monster Ballads. Because I have great hair and a tender side. If all my posts were turned into songs by 80's hair bands, these would be the ones you would hold your lighter into the air as you read. So, if you are sitting near some curtains, please be careful. I don't want that on my conscience.
Survival Guide: Catching on Fire (I put this one first, just in case you skimmed through the opening paragraph and didn’t heed my warning of sitting too close to the curtains. You can also see my other Survival Guides for Vampire Attacks or Nice Smelling Candles.)
CPR Lessons
911
Geese are Mean
RIP Tire.
The Runner
Exclusive Interview with John the One Year Old
CH--CH. What's missing? UR.
An Opportunity Squandered.
The Christmas Beard
What happens When I’m at the hospital for 6 consecutive days.
The LOSTies Order a Pizza
Letters
Why the Altima thinks I’m John Lithgow from Footloose.
The Ice Road Truckers Don’t Have Anything on Me.
Birds.
I Wrote a Movie.
My First Cycle Class.
Can Television be a Spiritual Gift?
A Man’s Guide to Undershirts.
100 Things about Me.
I got a tooth pulled.
Monster Ballads
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