Sometimes I take texts conversations between LB and me and turn them into a post. Probably because we are like the Brad and Angelina of the blog world and everyone wants to know the intimate details of our lives. I know what you’re thinking, Scott, you’re much too handsome to be compared to Brad Pitt. I know, right?
LB: I am so tired. My head is killing. I think I’ve reached my limit and I just might be on the verge of going nuts.
LB: But I have to spend my evening learning how to play the tin whistle.
Me: You LOLed me.
LB: Did you say lol to cheer me up? Ada needs to go to bef super early fyi
Me: Did it cheer you up? If so, then yes. I will get Ada to bef as early as I can
LB: *bed.
LB: Unfortunately the only thing that could cheer me up is a bed and about 12hrs to sleep in it.
Me: How convenient would it be if the only thing that could cheer you up was a tin whistle?
Backstory - LB leads a homeschool group once a week and once their focus during the musical portion of the day was the tin whistle. Since LB did not have any previous experience with the tin whistle, she had to go to a class one night and learn it so she could teach it. That was why I was putting Ada to bef.
Think of this post like US magazine’s Just Like Us section. If you play the tin whistle, that is.
Do you text your spouse?
The Archived Post Relevant The Office Quote.
Dwight: Excuse me! May I have your attention please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.
Pam: Do we know anyone who was in the accident?
Dwight: Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses.
Stanley: Why would this affect our bonuses?
Dwight: They are unrelated.
Kelly: Is Brad ok?
Dwight: He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.
Oscar: What is going on here?
Angela: Are we out of jobs?
Dwight: Yes.
Kelly: This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Anniston.
Texts from a Marriage #2
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I prefer to think that your wife just has this really strong fixation on learning the tin whistle and playing it flawlessly.
My wife and I do text, but it is not this humorous. Perhaps one of us shall take up the tin whistle soon.
We really need a video of LB playing the tin whistle! Please, your fans are requesting this! By the way my word verification word is "puckle" Do they try to create new words on these things. Because I'm questioning whether puckle is a word. I don't think it is, but i'm second guessing myself.
Joey and I text, but I'm sure you can imagine that in our text history I have these 3 to 4 sentence texts mixed in with his one word answers!
I don't text Ashley, but I do send her emails when we are both sitting in the same room on separate computers. She hates that. Also, a hidden talent I have is the ability to play almost any song on the tin whistle. I'm not making that up either, it's true. Next time you are in town, I'll take requests.
Knox, She could tour with Ron Swanson and Ron Burgundy and form a little woodwind trio band.
Joe, I do not advise it.
BowenOwens, I will see what I can do. It will take great timing and charm on my part to make this happen, but I will try. I will tell LB that Angelina would do it for Brad.
Lindsay, That cracked me up. I miss Joey. My car needs to break so I can come see him.
Bull, Cuz Christmas just got a little more interesting! I would love to see you play it because the other night when LB was in the living room floor laboring through Mary Had a Little Lamb, I said "It is hard to imagine actual good music coming out of that thing."
I played a nose flute once.
My wife and I text, but I can't find anything funny in there to post and I'm too lazy to make something up.
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