4 Year Bloggerversary Q&A

Last week was my 4 year blogging anniversary. It passed with very little pomp and circumstance. Mainly because I have a new job that does not allow me to spend any time writing posts. Now to get my job done, I actually have to think and stuff. If you would like to pay me so that I wouldn't have to work and could write blog posts every day, I would be willing to listen to that proposal.

Speaking of, remember back when I didn’t have a job? Haha, whatever. Unemployment is for losers. I know because when I was unemployed I felt like a loser. But now, I’m totally part of the workforce again. I am very grateful because I am getting a paycheck. Home Depot is grateful because their inventory is being planned for and replenished. It’s such a symbiotic relationship. Like monkeys eating bugs off of each other.

Before I move on, I wanted to note my favorite thing about my new job is that I have a cubicle just like Chandler on Friends:

So far, I have not had to look at a Wenus.

Anyway, back to point, my 4 year blogging anniversary. Yay! In the past I have celebrated bloggerversaries with things such as wordles and comparing myself with the marine corps. This time I was stumped when trying to come up with what to do to celebrate year 4. I blame it on that depression brought on by less daylight. I don’t know what it is called but I’m pretty sure it’s a real thing because Michael Scott talked about it once.

I finally decided to celebrate by doing a question and answer post with all of you. I’ve seen other more successful bloggers do this in the past. And by “more successful“, I mean pretty much anyone else with a blog. It looked fun, plus there is potential for me to get another post out of it. I’m always big fan of efficiency. And laziness.

You can ask anything, serious or silly, as long as it would be rated PG by the MPAA and LB deems it acceptable to answer. Disclaimer: If I do not know the answer, I will make it up (read: anything about politics or television shows that come on the CW.)

To get the gears turning, here are a few example questions:

-What is your favorite TV show?
-Have you ever passed out?
-Are you ticklish?
-Did you really save a kid lost in the woods back in 2001?
-Why do you make so many typos?
-Who’s your favorite Smurf?

I realize I am setting up myself for possible embarrassment here if no one asks anything. I am ok with that. The question is, are you ok with possibly sending a man suffering from Daylight Savings Time Depression over the edge. Remember, whatever happens, it’s your fault.

The Archived Post Relevant The Office Quote.

Michael: Ok, you know what? I think that everybody is going to vomit due to boredom. Sorry, he is very lame. Um, let's see. Seasonal affective disorder! A depression that includes weight gain, fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter."

Darryl: Thank God we only had a baler to deal with.
Lonny: Yeah, that dim light is a b****, ain't it?
Michael: Ok guys, you know what? I didn't--- I didn't interrupt when you were having your presentation.
Darryl: Actually, you did.