The Best Facebook Status in the History of Ever

LB always uses my computer and logs me out of all my stuff. So, I'll grab it to check my email or Reader or something and then realize it is all her accounts. It's one of those little things that I would have probably thought was cute about 5yrs ago when we first got married.

Not anymore. We've now had over 5yrs of marriage to get on each other’s nerves so now it is pretty irritating. Most of the time. One day a couple weeks ago made it all totally worth it.

I opened my laptop to discover what I believe to be the most wondrous Facebook status that has ever existed. Of course it was one of LB’s “friends” so I have changed the names to reflect the Saved By The Bell cast as to protect their identities.

It's biblical, so yoaz better recognize.

In case you can't read it in the picture, I have rewritten it at the bottom of the post. Because we can't leave the distribution of wisdom like this left up to chance.

Lisa Turtle’s message is so true, ladies, please take it to heart. It is very important for you to wait on your Boaz so 5yrs into marriage when you do something mildly irritating to your husband the worst he will do is write a blog post about it.

And LB, though sometimes you may do things that irritate me, in the end I really do respect yoaz.

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend and get married a piece of biblical advice. "Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz" While you are waiting for YOUR Boaz don't settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin, Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects yoaz..

What is your favorite Facebook status of all time?

The Archived Post Relevant The Office Quote.

Ryan: Um, how do I know Robert is gay? He "liked" my facebook photos at 3 o'clock in the morning.