Why my name is Scott

I guest posted at Tyler Stanton’s site yesterday. It was about the different types of people you see in the dentist office’s waiting room. But that is not what I want to talk about. In the intro he suggested that I should go by Scooter Mo. He actually said I prefer him call me that, I didn’t. He just made it up. But really I think he did it because Tyler is too nice to be like “Hey man, your name sucks.”

Also the other day in the comments on his blog Knox suggested I go by something else as well. Again, Knox is much too pleasant of a person to be like “Dude, your name is ridiculous. You should go by something else. Anything else.”

The thing is, they don’t have to say anything. I know my name is like, the worst. I’ve even written a whole post about why it is the worst before. See?

But today I thought I would tell you why my name is Scott. Or, show you:



No lie. My dad heard that song and decided when he had a son he would name him Scott so that song would be topical in his life. When he told me that song was why my name was Scott I was like "Are you serious?" and he was like "yeah," so I was like "why?" and he was like "I thought it'd be neat."

My dad is not a man of many words. But he knows what's neat.

Why are you named what you are named?

The Archived Post Relevant The Office Quote.

Andy:
Name repetition, personality mirroring, and positive reinforcement through nods and smiles. So, don't worry about old Andy Bernard. I'll be back. Just like Rambo, so.

9 comments:

Lindsay said...

I was named after actress Lindsay Wagner because my mom liked The Bionic Woman.

Scott said...

That is awesome. I miss Neil and Barbara, please tell them I said hello.

Bull said...

I am named after the first man, Adam, whom you might have heard of, from the Bible, which you also may have heard of. Why you would name your child after a naked gardener who royally screwed things up for all of humanity, I don't know.

As for you, I've been trying to get you to go by ScoMo for years. Think of the possibilities...you could refer to your prowess as a lover as you being the world's only ScoMosexual. Or you could talk about how you are like a super hero human, a ScoMo Sapien. I really think you are missing out on a lot of opportunities by not calling yourself ScoMo.

Mary said...

Would it make you feel better or worse to know that we chose the name Scott for Matthew's middle name? When everyone asked me "Why Scott?" All I could say is "I like it." I think it's a good name. Although the video does make me reconsider...

Brandon Johns said...

I was named after a "hunk" on some soap opera my mom watched back in the late 70's/early 80's.


It didn't take

Jess said...

I don't know how I got my name, I always get the "we liked it" response. I assume it was chosen so that I would have the same name as 11 other girls in my elementary and middle school classes EVERY year. Also they probably predicted that it could be shortened to Jessie, which rhymes with Messy. Yeah. But I'm not bitter.

Knox McCoy said...

I love the name Scott. I just think J Scott is too dope for words. You could be like F Scott Fitzgerald. Think about it.

Scott said...

Mary, that does make me feel better.

BJ, I remember another name you went by....Olie, was it?

J, Messy Jessie sounds like something those middle school girls would call you.

Knox, clearly F. Scott Fitzgerald does not have the literary chops that I do. He wishes he could be like me.

Ricky Anderson said...

Watchin' Scotty grooowwww...