Scenes from a Marriage: The Argument.

LB and I got into an argument tonight. I was playing on the internet while she was trying to do something and she said I wasn’t helping out. She said she felt alone.

I closed the laptop and moonwalked over to give her a hug as I sang Michael Jackson’s You Are Not Alone tenderly into her ear:

“You are not alone for I am here with you
Though we’re far apart you’re always in my heart”

She did not forgive me. Not even the King of Pop could reconcile the situation.

I found the above, like the CPR lessons, in my moleskin. So essentially, this was me writing in a diary late at night like a middle school girl.

The good news is LB has since forgiven me. Probably because I wrote both of our initials down encased in a heart. True love always!

4 Comments:

Jeremy said...

awesome

Scott said...

Thanks, Jeremy.

Knox McCoy said...

Try Sisqo next time. I hear the ladies love him.

Scott said...

You're probably right and it would have been more appropriate as I do have dumps like a truck truck truck. If only I had shakin my thang like who's da ish.