Its a guest post Lollapalooza (without all the hippies). Not that I don’t like hippies because I do, they worry about the earth so I don’t have to.

This has been a busy week for me. I amputated my left foot with a children’s toy, wrote what is sure to be a chart topping song about that experience that I will one day sing as a duet on stage with Reba McEntire at the CMA’s about (movie rights are still for sale), and did two guest posts. That’s twice as many guest posts than I’ve done in my entire life.

Guest post #1:
The Most Important Childrearing Tip a Dad Should Ever Know for Ricky Anderson – Ricky and his wife just recently found out they were pregnant and Ricky asked for any parenting tips I had to offer. Probably because I am the best parent ever as proven by the time I protected Ada from that gaggle of angry geese. Rather than bombard the internet with a list of several tips, I wrote about the single most important piece of advice that I could ever give a father that I unfortunately had to learn the hard way. Moms/females, you can just skip this one altogether. Dads, you are welcome.

Guest post #2:
Time Traveling Scott: Volume 1 for Chad Gibbs – Chad is a man after my own heart. Three of our favorite things in the world are aligned: God & Football and Microsoft Paint. Plus, Chad once posted one of my favorite things on the internet: The SEC as Star Wars Characters. And the next time I am in Auburn I am going to tweet him up to see if he will take me to Niffer’s. It would be a win-win because as a published author he will get face time with a fan and I will get a Herschel Walker chicken sandwich.

This post is kind of like an infomercial because you got 3 posts for the price of 1. The only thing it is missing is Joey Tribbiani failing to open a carton of milk.

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RIP Billy Mays.