Texts From a Marriage

Scott: I ran out of deodorant this morning and had to use some of yours. Now, I keep getting whiffs of you throughout the day. It is pleasant.

LB: Gross. I'm going to go buy you some right now.

I hate to brag, but at times I can be quite the romantic. Must be Valentine's day hangover.

The Archived Post Relevant The Office Quote.

Darryl: Are you wearin' lady clothes?

6 comments:

Bull said...

The Old Spice guy would punch you through the internet if he read this.

Scott said...

If it helps my case at all, the deodorant that I ran out of was Old Spice Original.

And I only used LB's under my left arm. That is my weak arm anyway.

Ricky Anderson said...

So when they talk about getting in touch with your feminine side, they're referring to your left?

I never could figure out which side was my more ladylike side.

Scott said...

Ricky, as long as it is not the front side you should be ok.

Jeff Goins said...

hilarious!

Jeff Goins said...

hilarious!