Picture Monday: The Beginning.

I went almost two years without a cell phone. It was weird at first, but then I began to kind of enjoy it. Whenever I got in the car, I never had to worry about a phone interrupting my freestyle rap sessions. It was just me and my flow.

But after a while I began to realize that I never really talked with my buddies anymore, plus LB was always all “what if you had a wreck and were in a ditch somewhere, how would I know?” and at first I was like “I would probably be dead or unconscious so a phone wouldn’t really help that situation,” but then I had that blow out and kind of saw her point because a cell phone would have saved me a trip in the back of a police car that day.

So, I got a new cell phone last month.

But I didn’t just get any phone, I got a Smartphone. Because that is probably what Jay-Z has. I went from no phone to a phone that I can use to receive emails, tweet from, watch Youtube on, and broadcast turn by turn GPS directions to LB should I find myself in a ditch somewhere. So, as far as phones go, it’s like I went from being Amish to being Joel Osteen.

The only problem is, I pretty much only use my phone to talk to people. Lame. So, in an effort to get more of my moneys worth from the phone, I am going to start taking a lot of pictures with it and hopefully find one to post here every Monday. I'm calling it Picture Monday and it begins now.

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Whenever John wears button ups, I like to unbutton all but the top button to try and make him look like a mini Mexican drug cartel kingpin. Or the old WCW wrestler, Konnan. Either way, it should help with his street cred when he’s older.

I admit, the diaper may make him look less than dangerous but I assure you that is all part of his act because in reality it greatly increases his flexibility which allows for more high flying maneuvers. So while the diaper may look ridiculous, it actually makes him more lethal. It's kind of like those little two toed shoes ninjas wear.

The Archived Post Relevant The Office Quote

Michael: Ok, this is it. This is exactly what Michael Moore does, famous documentarian. He goes up to people with a camer and he's like "Why did you do this?" Why did you pollute? You're a bad person." It's very dramatic. Although, I can't say I was a big fan of 'Bowling for Columbine', because I thought it was going to be a bowling movie, like 'Kingpin'. And it wasn't. It was something else.